I'll never date that stupid prom queen,
I'm no fun and she's so mean.
I'll never date that stupid prom queen,
I'm no jock and she's so mean.

I don't wanna be a dressed up me
At a stupid high school crap ceremony.
Wearing nice pant at the high school dance.
Talk to the prom queen if I get the chance.
It'll never happen cause I'm not the team captain.
I'll never make a play and hear the crowd clapping.
And I don't wanna run cause it ain't no fun.
So what if I'm not cool like everyone?